GOATVL

Random musings of a man in NJ.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[GOATVL @GOATVL]

Food banks confront growing SNAP gap https://t.co/w4YO9qGXSh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!

Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 🤣🤣

[GOATVL @GOATVL]

#underwood #welldone #pro

[Zhang Heqing @zhang_heqing]

It can touch the water lightly at both front and back. It seems simple, but it's not easy to do.

[GOATVL @GOATVL]

#goBirds

[GOATVL @GOATVL]

Come on #Phillies we aren't done yet

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

There has never been another player like Pete Rose in my lifetime. This is the way I will remember him, playing the game harder than anyone else ever did.

Few athletes will leave behind more complicated legacies. Today isn’t the day for that.

Today, let’s just say thanks to Charlie Hustle, for playing the way we always dreamt we would if given the chance. #RIP

[John Foley @2008Philz]

7.2.1993

Longest night in MLB history.

Phillies lose game 1 of their doubleheader with the Padres 5-2, as rain delays push the finish past 1:00am. Takes 8 hours, 28 minutes.

Then they start game 2.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Francesco Molinari needed a hole-in-one on 18 to make the cut at the US Open.

Bang.

[GOATVL @GOATVL]

#facts #Eagles #Dallas #Cowboys https://t.co/95qj6Lcpmk via @ESPN App https://t.co/9rllsfl4KX

[Jim Mora @CoachJimMoraFB]

RIP Mort. One of the all time finest men. You will be missed my friend. ⁦@espn⁩ ⁦@ESPNNFL⁩

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

Play this on the Jumbotron before the game tomorrow.

It’s going to be wild tomorrow with a chance to close it out vs. Strider. �

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Duane Keith "Keefe D" Davis has been arrested for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur

#PMSLive

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Last night a Wisconsin bar ran a promo that patrons drink free if the Jets lose.

After Rodgers got hurt, everyone ran up their tab.

A news channel was live when the Jets won in OT and everyone realized they had to pay.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aka opening your email

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 4, 1993: Yankees’ pitcher Jim Abbott, who was born without a right hand, tosses a no-hitter against Cleveland at Yankee Stadium.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

How stairs are cleaned at this Metro station. 🚇😭

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We made it. Embrace it. Football

[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

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