That Harry Potter play is SUCH a depressing cultural artifact. Not even BoJack Horseman could come up with "special effects-dependent play where C-list child stars in their late 30s can reprise their old roles in bad fan fiction for adults who never got over a children's book"
i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive