Johnny Cortez

metempsychosis 🧠

[Johnny Cortez @GObigBread]

“LET ME BANG BRO!”

[FULL SEND MMA @full_send_mma]

MMA veteran Julian “Let Me Bang” Lane was disqualified tonight in the main event of BKFC Hollywood after landing a double leg takedown on opponent Bryce Henry 😳

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@BeansieARamp Game is addicting lol

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Adam22 will reportedly take custody of the cuck chair in his divorce from Lena the Plug.

Source: https://t.co/A4dAidNse2

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How we not 82-0 🫪

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Let it riiiiiide 🔥 #NBAFinals

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Hopefully they showed his Home Run Derby highlights!

[Jose @GuardsBurner_]

Tom Hamilton on Jazz Chisholm:

“He predicted the Yankees will win the World Series. He did that on the Jimmy Fallon show. Pretty amazing he got on the Jimmy Fallon show batting .239.”

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@GUnit_81 @Tristan_in_Jax OH NAH, if im buying you a car then we going to the back seat 🤣

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

How badly do you think Chet wants to post a video of him eating the kool aid pineapples but cant because of the optics

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@Infoovertrends @BeansieARamp @Choochie_Bets Those lines were all head scratchers after 3 of those just beat them the day before 🤔

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❌😹😹

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Swiper no swipin! 🤚🏽

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@dc2k20 What book are you seeing it on

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Live betting for the oklahoma/ga tech being off the board everywhere since the score was 7-3 is interesting 🤨

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Swiper no swipin! 🤚🏽

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st Johns! 😱

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Howie knows he wanted to shake bare handed 😂

[No Jumper @nojumper]

Howie Mandel, who has been known for years to have severe germophobia and OCD, had to stand behind a sheet of plexiglass and wear gloves to give Sophie Rain a handshake.

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@POKESTREETZ “You wanna get fucked?!” 🤣

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Absolutely pissed on it. Pimp it all u want. #MakeBaseballFunAgain

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

TRE PHELPS GIVES GEORGIA THE LEAD AND THEN GETS TOSSED FOR CELEBRATION

WES JOHNSON TOSSED. WOW.

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This ole miss team is nice. If they can get by Auburn they can make some noise in Omaha #CWS

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@joeytunes2 Joey am i allowed to do both?

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@barstoolsports The college model super AI computer was churning all night for this one. #WeWinAgain