GooningGoblin

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

if you ever get invited to a goblin feast, DO NOT eat the goblin cobbler, your not built for it G
#indigestion
#Insanity

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

finally convinced her to swallow and it gave her food poisoning, either theres a #tacobell in my nutsack or she just doesn't like horse meat

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

Whistling at the 6/10 shawty who's wearing dog ears cause im desperate

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

Fine ill address the elephant in the room, why the fuck does british gay porn seem more gay then normal gay porn? is there a certain way you need to watch it or something?
#WhyDidHeSitOnIt
#SmellsDifferent
#TheOfficeUK

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

what even is dysentery dawg?....you mean to tell me the stuff that comes out of my ass will kill me if it goes in my mouth?
#PokemonWindsWaves

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

Me after one of the goth ones stomped on it
#creamfilling
#ouch
#inAgoodWay

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

If saying elton john makes good music is gay then yeah i guess im elton john
#poopcrushing

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

I just sneezed while taking a shit and turned myself inside out again, atleast its saturday
#bleedingLotus
#smellsLikeEggs
#Maroon5

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

You think there is only one gooning goblin? you fools............goblins move in tribes.........
#gonnagetyou
#run

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

psychologically and physically i am undying

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

The taste of shawty's grool got me speaking a forgotten tongue
#TasteTheRainbow
#FingerLickinGood

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

black ops 7 tanked so bad that the creators should face the death penalty, that way we know games that bad will never happen again
#frontierjustice
#FrankWoodsBigHog

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

Ever notice how ai just creates shit from the black hole sun music video?
#IndependenceDay

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

a pair of farts and a three of the shits makes a full toilet

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

i feel it in my bones, im gonna die by bleeding out on a snowy staircase at night while sleepwalk by santo and johnny plays
#LoveIslandUK

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

nothing better after a long day of work than coming home, listening to skeeter davis, putting on some red lip stick, sitting by candle light, and sewing human flesh to plastic dolls
#mindfullness
#chillvibes

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

Not a big fan of how much ketchup and mayo is on the baconator, by the time im done eating it my face is covered and i look like i just ate a creampie out of a chick on her period
#overwhelming #oddlypleasant

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

When you go to pull it but theres to much cheese under it that you cant get out of it
#iykyk #SaturdayVibes

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

describe your genitals using a type of food you enjoy. ill go first, cheese stuffed crust pizza

[GooningGoblin @GoblinGooning]

there was once a time that i wore gauntlets made of living snakes so my hands could bite people, now im laying on a couch trying not to shit myself, life is crazy