Jaime Barrett

Weim addict (mother of 3), wife, sarcastic and I have the tendency to make a trucker blush when provoked. #Tomism for funny shit my hubby says.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@UMichFootball your starting lineup for the Michigan puppy bowl prior to THE TEAM kicking some Georgia 🍑 the Friday: LtR Biaka, Blue, and @DesmondHoward We are born and raised to bleed Blue and Maize in this household! HAIL and Go Blue! 💙💛💙💛

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@Siegheil14a8a8 @lazarus06076190 @BroWire_ Just a Dream was only 16 years ago and he just did Lil Bit with FGL in 2023. Clean your ears, you’ll hear him.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@toshirokun34 @lazarus06076190 @BroWire_ I’m now having a Nelly dance party today, thank you!

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@lazarus06076190 @BroWire_ One? Go sit the fuck down and let the adults talk.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@Zurlurz @nypost Honestly, not much. Perhaps take ten seconds to look his story up and you may want to remove that foot from your mouth.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@MelissaPhigo @Matt_Pinner Are you having a stoke?

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@msucontent Now who’s “lIvInG iN tHe PaSt?”

Morons.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@obamabinIaden_ @Bengals You’re fucking disgusting for wishing this on anyone. What the actual fuck?!

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@TruthMattersJC @Bengals You do realize that it’s no one’s fault but the person that died when it comes to suicide? Disgusting of you to blame others. You have no clue what they had may have tried to help him. Fuck you.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@warnerbros To watch the "Midnight Margaritas" scene in Practical Magic at midnight, you should start the movie at 11:12 PM. This is based on the rumor that the movie is timed to reach the scene exactly at midnight!

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@MickeyYorkTV I am terribly sorry to hear this and believe they’ve made a HUGE mistake. Knowledgable, interesting, loyal…it’s bullshit. I know you’ll be welcome wherever you end up, but the D won���t be the same ever again. Sending love ❤️

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@DiedSuddenly_ Uh, FUCK YOU 🖕🏽👌🏽
This has literally NOTHING to do with vaccines, you opportunistic poptart. Fuck. You.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@kenanthompson @Nickelodeon I honestly can’t fathom the pain your troupe is feeling. Y’all were part of my childhood, & I’m so sorry for the loss of your family. To know you’ve been so strong & succeeded to overcome Nickelodeon…I’ve loved watching you for practically 30 years. We are here for you. 💔

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@scottsegrin @EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump My husband is on a league. They’re done well before sunset when starting at 4:30.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump No “we” don’t. I don’t want to drive to work in the pitch black and not have the sun come up until after 9. That’s fucking stupid.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@overtime @NicoleShearintv They have two tunnels. Michigan has one at home. WHY THE FUCK WAS OSU EVEN STILL OUT THERE?!

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@forthesp0rts @NFLonPrime @Browns @KirkHerbstreit He has another dog, Peter…

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@shadbluesky @UberFacts It’s super weird to have to pay to take a piss. It’s a normal bodily function and part of basic human necessities. Not everyone can afford to take a shit, why would you deprive someone of dignity? You’d rather they drop trou and do their business on the sidewalk? Ew.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@missjillscott @chrisbrown Ew. Praising an abuser is fucking gross.

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@AmeshiaCross @ATT @Verizon Considering Verizon uses AT&T towers, they in fact WOULD. https://t.co/d9XxReaXdQ

[Jaime Barrett @GoBlueBarrett]

@unlimited_ls Anne Bonny was a REAL Irish woman. Imagine if they cast a white person to play Malcom X. What the fuck.