Blumpkin Spice Latté

what the crud is this

[chuuch @ch000ch]

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Why isn't sugar spelled with an H

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

*Listens to physics podcast and Gucci Mane interview within the same hour*

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Before you kill yourself and others, because you think you'll end up in heaven....you won't. Please stop being so fucking mental. Cheers.

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Why haven't all the western powers banded together to defeat Isis yet?

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

That's crazy

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Omg what? Paul walker is dead?

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

A communist billionaire? That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Anyone else over the 2010's?

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Liberals: body shaming is bad

Also liberals: can anyone else think of a way to make fun of how donald trump looks?

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Black lives don't matter. White lives don't matter. There is no meaning to the universe you only exist by chance.

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Tweeting is an art form that has been on the decline ever since trump took office

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Life? yeah it's a rough one

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Some piece of shit: ha! That's a great tweet I'm going to steal it

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Given the number of beliefs that are out there, and that only one of them can be right, what are the odds your belief is correct?

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Donald Trump becoming president is probably the best thing to ever happen to people who make money off publishing news

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

Have you ever related to a tweet so hard that it hurt

[Blumpkin Spice Latté @GoCrudYourself]

@sabrinafairr it's legal to do that in most states