God

I regret you

[God @God99955245]

Don't be that asshole, who doesn't give follow back.

[God @God99955245]

They got it all wrong, the light is supposed to be at the end of the tunnel, not in it!

[God @God99955245]

@Noreplydid yup

[God @God99955245]

Don't reject humanity and become monkey, surpass humanity and become monkey.

[God @God99955245]

Be the change you want to see in the world.
Make yourself 12°C colder.

[God @God99955245]

Prostitution is illegal because politicians hate dealing with honest competition.

[God @God99955245]

Everytime you see a joke about something you don't like then use it as a reason to further hate it.

[God @God99955245]

Jesus asked me for new friends, it will require sacrifice and right now I'm thinking you.

[God @God99955245]

Wrong sperm won the race.

[God @God99955245]

Some parents deserve respect, most don't.

[God @God99955245]

If you see light at the end of the tunnel, get out of that tunnel, maybe it's an incoming train.

[God @God99955245]

@waitdudex @justinbieber 😷

[God @God99955245]

@waitdudex @justinbieber Why bieber?

[God @God99955245]

1 like = 1 prayer for me
1 retweet = 5 prayer for me
😭

[God @God99955245]

I don't have parents. 😢

[God @God99955245]

Is my poop holy shit?

[God @God99955245]

Brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced god was on their side.

[God @God99955245]

Faith can't move mountains

but it sure does cause stonings and witch burnings.

[God @God99955245]

Wanna play dead trigger with you guys.

[God @God99955245]

@Noreplydid question should be how you won

[God @God99955245]

How's it going shit-heads?

[God @God99955245]

@shashank_m_m no need to imagine

[God @God99955245]

Imagine Usain Bolt as a zombie.