sexy mama

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

Guy who raped his sister says your life has to get worse for him to get richer.

[jay𝄞𝄢 @Jaystopher]

even a joke or rumor of this should be 100% justification to seize, hold, and impeach a sitting president. there are some things you simply can not say or risk. global nuclear war is one of them.

[Luna 🌒🌕🌘 🪷 🍻 @txbeergoddess]

Z!onists are literally poisoning our earth.

[the beast @cutekitty2275]

isnt it crazy how once a week this guy comes out and says that we have to be more miserable so he can have more money why is he still allowed to live

[heavyfortress @heavyfortress]

its literally this

[Logan ☽ @astropriestesss]

the moon being in cancer on halloween

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox: Why are you here this morning?

Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

[Ari @arixanxim]

We actually SHOULD sacrifice one billionaire a week until rent is free.

[James🗳 @_fat_ugly_rat_]

Average Talarico scandal:
Misremembered how many kids he had in a class he taught over a decade ago.

Average Paxton scandal:
Spent New Years Eve in Dubai with his mistress, just after giving a pedophile a plea deal of only 1 day in jail, just after being indicted for corruption.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I feel like it should be bigger news that 3 Democratic nominees for Congress have all been in car accidents resulting in injuries in the last few weeks.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.

[Charles Preston @_CharlesPreston]

They are not dressing as KKK.
They are the KKK.

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

may taurus, scorpio, leo & aquarius placements NEVER run out of money. may financial abundance always find a way to them, ESPECIALLY over the next 2-weeks with this full moon in taurus energy. 💰✨

[ana garcia ⭐️ @belluccifilms]

O PRIMEIRO PRESIDENTE A TER 4 MANDATOS, O PRIMEIRO A VIRAR NO 2° TURNO. SOZINHO CONTRA EUA, CONTRA O FASCISMO, CONTRA A OPOSIÇÃO, CONTRA BOICOTE DE PREFEITOS E DA META. LUIZ INÁCIO LULA DA SILVA, VOCÊ É GIGANTE.

VIVA A DEMOCRACIA , O BEM VENCEU

[Six @likethenumber6]

I think I’m a little crazy but I’m very alluring and smart and gorgeous and worthwhile

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity

[ndn sailor pluto 🦋🪬 @mumjeanzz]

If people are collectively able to read and process at a sixth grade level, we need materials explaining things at that level in masse, without condescension, and with access to references cited.