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28 ✨Your favorite online tease💖😜 MDNI ‼️

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

Not the book trend, but a secret other thing 🤗✨

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

I gave myself a pedicure last night because I hate getting it done at salons and while I still absolutely despise the way my feet look.... We might be onto something 😂😂

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

Yeah actually and it fuckinNG SUCKS. Literally the universe was like "wait wrong reality"

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

The duality of being comfortable enough to post my tits on the internet but too shy to whip one out in public to feed my kid needs to be studied LMAO

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

One of my favorite past times is telling a man to fuck off

[yaaina @yaaina48]

une relation c'est 50/50 tu m'achète toute les lingeries que je veux puis tu me baise dedans

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

Same ass that made him leave work early

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

I miss not having to wear a bra 😔 like I still don't wear one but going up and down the stairs every day reminds me why I should.

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

Really craving $1,000 magically appearing in my bank account right now 😮‍💨

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

I'm going outside.......and throwing (expired) eggs at his fucking car

[summrs @1luckixho]

if yo ex texted you right now and said come outside wyd

[charlotte🐇 @charlotte113297]

i wish nudes werent sexual because why cant i just take a selfie with my boobs out just because i wanna??

[Scream Corridor @Screamm]

Scream (1996)

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

@RetroDemon3 This is why I pay for Internet 😂

[Bean🥰 @GoddessBeanx]

If I had a dollar for every time sometime absolutely fucking hilarious happened to me, I think I could live comfortably for the rest of my life.

[Bellesa @bellesaco]

that's all.