One of my favorite things to do at Home Depot is watch middle-aged menโs crestfallen expressions as I school them on home repair.
โYes, dear. I do want you to lift that heavy thing for me. No, I donโt need your advice on how to install it. Hurry, now. I have a manicure appt.โ
@MindFuckMariah I went with completely unbuttoned jeans given I still havenโt had a chance to hit up the shop for new maternity pants.
Livin large! Literally.
Just ordered DoorDash for our Sunday supper.
Iโm going to luxuriate in this door to door service, tip GENEROUSLY, then maybe write a little smut before bed.
Full day is full.
Now, do I answer the door in my feather lined robe or jammy pants?
Decisions. Decisions.