Fred Rewey

Still waiting for my flying car. Don't leave your bacon unattended around me!

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

Serious question. White socks or black socks?

I'm trying to determine if I look like a golfer, a suburban dad, or a guy who got dressed during a power outage.

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

I reached that age where a good evening consists of finding the perfect spot on the couch and then defending it like it's beachfront property.

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

I find it amusing this needed to be said...

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

Steak puns are not usually very well done. #IWillSeeMyselfOut

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

@VerizonSupport Yeah, that would work...just means I cut off all Verizon notifications. ;0

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

. @VerizonSupport How do a make this go away? The “find the reason we posted an alert” is not a fun game.

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@hicasamadim 72

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

Genie: And for your third wish?
Me finishing my second plate of bacon. "What do you think?"

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

The holiday threw everything off a day. #SourDoughWednesday

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Where did the week go? Oh...wait. Still going on, huh?

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

Taco Tuesday feels less like a fun tradition now and more like a legally binding weekly commitment.

#IAmOkWithIt #TacoTuesday

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

I'm trying to avoid late-night snacking...so how early can you snack?

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

I don’t feel like @tacobell taking Nacho Bell Grande off the ‘combo’ really elevated the Taco Bell experience.

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

PSA: Car displays are confusing these days, just for the record, someone may have driven 3 miles in a rental car thinking they were listening to 'Emergency Brake On.' #NotMeForTheRecord

[Fred Rewey @GodFadr]

"I want to write a movie that singlehandedly tanks point-of-sale craft beef jerky sales." - #ThanksALotJeremy #ApexTheMovie

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I met some new people at a cigar event lately and they asked me to meet them at the gym. I don't think this is going to work out.

#SorryNotSorry

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The least-used app on my phone is... my phone.

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I’m just saying, I’m pretty sure Spaghetti alla puttanesca is a breakfast food item.

#YouAreNotTheBossOfMe.

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Home alone Day 11. The normal 'Monday' routine seems off. I'm pretty sure it was wash sheets, water plants, and cook a prime rib for lunch.

#YouAreNotTheBossOfMe

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Day 10 with Tracy gone. The house is now a system of pillow and blanket forts. I have a main living area, a game room, and a snack corridor. My morale remains high. Standards are not.