A very very very reliable source at Manchester United has just told me Ronaldo is heading to the USA for BIG money.
Don’t believe me?
Google: “Ronaldo Las Vegas”
I may not have a “degree” but I can tell you exactly which actors in small roles on British TV shows have previously been on which Midsomer Murders episodes
"You're an Eton millionaire who doesn't care about disabled people."
Jacob Rees-Mogg is confronted by Dominic Hutchins who says that he had to prove he had cerebral palsy to claim benefits.