Godfrey Elfwicks Mum

Earl Grey and just a slice of cake for me dear.

[Godfrey Elfwicks Mum @GodfreysMum]

@GodfreyElfwick What I have to do to get you to eat your vegetables.

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@RoyCalbeck @post_it_51 @GodfreyElfwick But aren't one of those Bronies? Godfrey told me dying a virgin was the membership qualification

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@post_it_51 @RoyCalbeck @GodfreyElfwick
'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get?

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@RoyCalbeck @GodfreyElfwick Believe me, the number of times Mr Elfwick shouted, "You're no son of mine!" are innumerable but here we are...

[Godfrey Elfwicks Mum @GodfreysMum]

@RoyCalbeck @GodfreyElfwick Believe me, Mr Elfwick kept denying it but DNA kept coming back positive (and he didn't have any darkie genes)

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@RoyCalbeck @GodfreyElfwick Excuse me but those rumors were put to rest long ago. Mr Elfwick is indeed his father (even if he denies it)

[Godfrey Elfwicks Mum @GodfreysMum]

@GodfreyElfwick well dear, I think it might be because of all the shouting and the murdering, you know how they are? And probably the smell.

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@GodfreyElfwick She's fine dear. She's playing with the dollies in your playroom. Making a lot of "boom!" noises though. Can't think why.

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@MoneerElfwick Sorry dear. Give me a shout when your finished and I'll come to tuck you in.

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@MoneerElfwick @twitter Godfrey says, remember to add the incest. Apparently that swung it for him.

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@GodfreyElfwick Don't forget your packed lunch dear and your anti-histamines. You know how you can get.

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@Holbornlolz @ViveCharlieMag Oh dear. Its the eighties all over again.

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@Holbornlolz @ViveCharlieMag By "fireworks" I hope you don't mean thermonuclear war. I've just put up new curtains.

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@GodfreyElfwick I remember it like it was yesterday. So much better than all that Satanism they're into these days. And what they do with ni

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@Holbornlolz I'm old fashioned. I like to think of it as "a list".

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And yet every time I say that foreigners are a bunch of feckless layabouts they call me a racist! https://t.co/xf9b5x067n

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So? https://t.co/dWbsWV4HpJ

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.@Sargon_of_Akkad Sandinista, that's it. Awful swarthy types always after your things. brr

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Godfrey, your friend @Sargon_of_Akkad is in my twitters. I think he must be looking for you. ( Isn't he one of those communists & a sand ni