Hades

Friend, lover, god of the underworld.

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

My activity on here is seriously lacking. If only the underworld wasn't so busy...

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

In case this whole underworld thing goes off the rails... Where should I move? Let's give the states a try.

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

Just remember, you have the god of the underworld and Lord of Darkness on your side, you can do anything ;)

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

Oh yeah... Because I hate almost all of them...

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Smarter than Zeus, buffer than Poseidon, why am I not ruling the gods?

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

Being gay is all fun and games until somebody loses a weiner

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

Y'all humans suck... I might fuck around and create a new apocalypse we'll see

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

@Canadian911Guy @Innanenights @shinyblackeye @FuzzyWuzzyTO @calmecam @eurigmorgan @thegoodgodabove @TheTweetOfGod @angels_pimp I have no clue who you are but never tag me in stuff like this again

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

@yeahimadumbass1 Are you mad?

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Now sending shitty vehicles that deserve it to Tartarus, comment your suggestions below

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@BeeBeKeane It does not imply that. It means it's a local maximum not an all time peak.

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

Human culture and art has been unceasingly plummeting downhill since the 80s...

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@BeeBeKeane That is not at all what that sentence means...

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@heraqueenofgod Not all of us gods are douchey cheating assholes

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Persephone started an OnlyFans except she has one fan, she bears his children, and he takes care of her for life.

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@ActualPoseidon Don't kid yourself, NOTHING sounds like Cerby when he wants cuddles

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

@heraqueenofgod Don't want the light to ruin my gold infused Brabbu furniture

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The underworld is actually quite luxurious and clean, it's just sometimes hard to tell because it's dark most of the time

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

If one more soul hits on me, I'm gonna lose it

[Hades @GodOfAllDead]

Could really go for some actual peace and quiet down here for once