Piers Gaveston's Pig

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@JonathanPieNews But history will record that Trump was the most influential First Lady in the former United States' history.
Just a shame she divided her "sexy time" between EM and VP.

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@Councillorsuzie Hi Suzie, I agree devout Catholics born in the UK CAN present a danger to society, especially if they join the priesthood. Even though the Southport murderer never joined the priesthood, how will "policing the borders" help prevent another "Southport"?

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@leeharris @Councillorsuzie So in your "Brave New World" my wife of 25 years would be first on the deportation plane? In her quarter century of undermining British Values she works for a UK children's charity and is the mother to a family law lawyer. Get this scum out of Pure England!

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@Andypolitics22 @Councillorsuzie Please don't mention "her election". Suzie gets all wobbly and the nurse has to intervene. Think of Poor Suzie, if not the hard working nurses at the Unit.

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@Councillorsuzie Suzie, "And your point is?" You are not taking rejection at the ballot box well, are you? Please speak to your "special nurse" when next back at the Unit. You know the terms of your release back into the community.

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@montie As a Labour voter, we most certainly were very lucky that Jezza retained his seat. However I fear "Back Bench Oblivion" awaits after the new leader is installed. He is stupid enough to sit in the Shadow Cabinet, but his eye swiveling score is not even close to securing a seat.

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@KemiBadenoch @PennyMordaunt Ah yes, Penny. Her abilities to hold a sword while dressed in the full dress uniform of a Poundland employee make her the absolute arbiter of the UK's political future. (And don't forget she was in the Voluntary Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corp (Navy)". That must be worth .....

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@danielmgmoylan @Conservatives Bold strategy. How to reduce 121 MPs to enough to make the Lib Dems the official opposition? I'm on board with that. Great insight Ali and Suzie.

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@RupertLowe10 I would have thought "The Tory/Labour establishment is SO incompetent, it can't even imprison known criminals properly." would be reassurance to the Reform Ltd Base.

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@Councillorsuzie Oh Suzie, we have talked back at the Unit about how you need "coping strategies to come to terms with your rejection by Londoners. I know it can be hard, but you did agree that you needed more than "Labour Man Bad". Forget trying to stay relevant until you are well again.

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@Stuvoxx @supertanskiii @a_toots Geordie police drama from the 90s starring Jimmy Nail. Very good, but I suspect "of its time".

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@supertanskiii Looking back, the Beatles "homage" was well done and current for the time. "Be Here Now" was the time when each member believing their own publicity and enough cocaine to kill a small horse showed why they were not the Beatles.

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@Councillorsuzie Suzie, how do public service pay rises fuel inflation? Private sector rises may because they increase the cost of production for goods and services. Or will public servants buy so much extra food that supply and demand will increase prices?

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@Councillorsuzie Suzzie, in May Londoners were asked who they wanted to be mayor. (Hint: It wasn't you) In July the country were asked who they wanted to form the government. (Hint: It wasn't your party). Now, what do you keep saying to all the remain voters out there?

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@Councillorsuzie But Suzzie, don't you support free market economics and the laws of supply and demand? This should be hailed as a victory for capitalism.

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@mrjamesob @ByDonkeys She have may have been in genuine fear of the lettuce bringing reinforcements to relive the 1978 Hollywood classic "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". Poor women was in genuine fear for her safety.

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@sturdyAlex Not so Alex. Liz would have had genuine concerns that the lettuce came with reinforcements and were planning of recreating the 1978 Hollywood film "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". These are volatile times.

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@kelvmackenzie Kelvin, are you also relying on the "just asking questions" preemptive defense? To be clear, I do not know if you are, but I am just asking questions.

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@AllisonPearson "With Jews fleeing the UK because of the appalling rise in antisemitism". Citation please.

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@g_gosden Absolutely not! Up in Newcastle as a kid we always had "grouse and peas pudding stotties with chips" for our tea on August 12th.