โ // pulled an all nighter last night, so. calling it now for tonight. which is cool bc I have 3 days off in a row.
sorry! but this mutt is exhausted.
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the most ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ part is how
enthusiastic he seems in the video.
slinging slurs around left & right
while he gets that ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ
violently rearranged.
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[@GOETICFROST]
Nobody tell Andre this, but Wade somehow managed to sneak a GoPro into one of their late night meetups, and it's literally just a whole half an hour of footage of him hitting it from the back demonic style.
Don't worry, he's not gonna post it on the internet. Just nobody tell that ๐๐๐ฉ-๐๐ค๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐จ๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐๐ that he has this. Otherwise, he's gonna have to do a lot of shit to make up for it, and he doesn't think his back can hold out for that.
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โคออออ ใ\\ Not gonna lie, I found a new way to format these, but low key same. This entire post is a mood.
You guys don't understand how I be in the Wendy's drive-thru on that back window, just scrolling through Twitter with the most bricked-up of boners.
I lowkirkenuenly be wanting to just swandive out the window, go home, and jerk off for the rest of the day, but I also have adult responsibilities; it's not like I can just do that.
I'm just pissed off for the rest of my work shift, and that's just that.
โ // ANGRY. I'm at work for at least 4 more hours.
what I wouldn't give for some nasty, unwashed, morbidly obese slob to just.
grab me off the line and brutalize my body in front of everyone. ๐ฅบ
better than staying here. ๐ข
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๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฆ refrain from staring at his
chest for too long, yes?
having the prying eyes makes
him quite ๐ง๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ, in all honesty.
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@POWPLAPPINGS โ
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he's ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ญ๐บ looking for a waste bin
to toss his cookies in.
... ๐๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐๐ง.
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โ // BTW!
Andre has very soft, fluffy ๐๐ฎ๐ซ-๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ฌ.
so, yes. he's technically got a rack.
no dick, either! unless explicitly asked.
this little peacock fag has a ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ.
which means, yes, you ๐๐๐ง pump him full of eggs.
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to say he was stunned to silence
would be an ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต.
Andre didn't even move.
face ๐๐ก๐ช๐จ๐ with a deep ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง hue.
all while those thick, ๐๐ก๐ฎ๐ง๐ค๐ฒ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ
dangled off of his pretty little face ... ๐ข
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โ // hi? ๐ง
I'm Ellie. I try too hard to make friends and impress people. I'm often busy, but I'll TRY to make time here.
I go by ANY pronouns. but, I'm very puppy-coded (self-diagnosed & convinced by friends).
I'm more of a FEMBOY than anything, but she/her is cool too.
โ // I am SUCH a mutt.
I bust a nut and now I'm laying here.
all my horniness and drive to write temporarily disappearing along with my libido.
... I wanna get high so bad but I have work tomorrow. ๐ข
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' . . . ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก. whatever you're saying,
I could ๐๐๐ง๐๐ก๐ฎ care less. I can barely
understand all that ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐ผ๐๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐๐
you're spouting, anyways. ' ๐คจ
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canโt blame me when youโre built with shuch ๐ฌ๐ก๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฒ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ก๐ฐ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐๐ญ .
shtupid hoetia . you and your shishter both . ๐