Simon Goettler

rochester, ny

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

Breaking my silence from twitter just to say the warriors may not have gotten their three peat but Patrick McCaw got his. The secret ingredient to a championship squad

[Lauri Markkanen @MarkkanenLauri]

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[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

Paul pierce looks like he's one of the three blind mice searching for his friends

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

When your NFL coach's favorite phrase is "So what now what?" you probably shouldn't get a jump on Super Bowl travel plans.

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

Debate Fact: Tonight’s debate is 75 minutes longer than it needs to be #VPDebate

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

@derek_mcclune02 don't hate it till you've tried it

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

@derek_mcclune02 I relate to that too well I'm ashamed

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

Man oh man. Antonio Brown. Wow. This guy should work for UPS. He always seems to deliver, man. What can Brown do for you.

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

How has ESPN not found someone better than Jon Gruden for Monday night football

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

Little did he know...

[DidFrankDropAnAlbum @didfrankdrop]

Yes

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Only three people on the entire planet have ever said: “Hold my Olympic medal while I trash this Brazilian gas station.”

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

Welcome to the minor leagues where they provide coupons for zoos and off pitch renditions of "God Bless America"

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I'm bout - to be friends - wit D Waaade *sings & dances*

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

We already knew LeBron could win a championship, but can he save the Looney Tunes from the Monstars? Stay tuned to find out

[Simon Goettler @Goettler_sim]

I don't know if it's more incredible that Cleveland got their championship, or that JR Smith was a starter on a championship team

[Dr. Tyler Lemco @tlemco]

LeBron James just said they won "against all odds". I'd say being a 6'9" 265 pound athletic freak of nature gives you pretty solid odds.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cavs Teammates Sheepishly Tell Kevin Love They’re Not Aware Of Any Postgame Parties https://t.co/oU8fw1m5OY #NBAFinals