Topher Schwartzy

Sometimes nature is scary. Sometimes Mother Earth rages pretty hard. But I know how to handle a woman. & That's why God made me a geographer.

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

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[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@carterreeves Does lake work?????

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@carterreeves Uhhh I forsure do

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@beelevyy @Brandalf_THEGR8 This party sounds fucking mental.... I learned that phrase last night

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

Party is at the Hampton Inn tonight room 305 @Truman_Black @the1975 the lobby is stocked with snick snacks

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

Lehtera for Mcdavid straight up. I think the @EdmontonOilers would do that #LGB

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

The boys need to just walk it in from the hashies and low cheese​ snip it. Grease your tips and get the biskie by the tendy @StLouisBlues

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

Hey @NHL tell your zebras to let the boys play it's called playoff hockey. #STLvsNSH

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

I still got the @StLouisBlues to win the series in 4 tonight

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

Real exciting brand of hockey the boys are playing tonight

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

Go Leafs go. @MapleLeafs 🏒🤙🏼

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

FU @JohnMayer for making the @StLouisBlues start their series at 830 and on a Wednesday

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@beelevyy @BIGskyy30 This is so hot

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

The #Masters is the most overrated golf tournament #HotTakes #Mastees

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

In 20yrs when MLS is #1 in US how do we look our kids n the eye & tell them they dont get to have what all the other cool kids do? #MLS2STL

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@SethLangendorf That's not in the fry family proper

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

I am conducting an important survey for work. Your participation is appreciated. Favorite cut of fry:

Write ins are welcomed

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@carterreeves I am fucking with fresh fruit. BTW what's your Mount Rushmore of fries (aka top 4)

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

@beelevyy @Brandalf_THEGR8 Omggg totes miss you bunches love bug

[Topher Schwartzy @GoForTopher93]

#MLS2STL Bring soccer and christian pulisic back home https://t.co/89pJlq4BNq

[Christian Pulisic @pulisic]

Come on St. Louis, vote yes. #MLS2STL @Lo_Ponch