Chris

nice

[Chris @Gogglesss]

Her titties make the pain go away, call that a perkyset

[Kaivan Shah @fshadowbuilds]

@OrevaZSN Whole generation out here 26 with a 17‑year‑old’s social skills and a 40‑year‑old’s back pain, the pandemic speed‑ran all the wrong stats

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why does this guy always talk like a World of Warcraft npc

[Yuumei @Yuumei_Art]

In 2012 I painted the top image: Rise

In 2026 I am saddened to have to repaint this update: Fall

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

@LosPollosTV telling people to bend over and submit is the least american thing you can do

[fresco 🪁 @fresco_fresa]

Source tells me Naoya is stable.

Please God

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

you ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[Chris @Gogglesss]

Using my New Year’s resolutions for evil this year

Gonna start being the bigger problem instead of person

[vic ★ marge simpson of edtwt @M0NST3REXIC]

2025 year recap

jan - don't remember
feb - don't remember
mar - don't remember
april - don't remember
may - don't remember
june - don't remember
july - don't remember
aug - don't remember
sept - don't remember
oct - don't remember
nov - don't remember
dec - don't remember

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i was just fucking around your honor

[Chris @Gogglesss]

My old person take of today: I hate these sensor based soap and faucet features of sinks. In both commercial and residential areas. LET ME PRESS TO GET HOW MUCH I WANT!!! I don’t want to have to go hand in hand out hand in hand out over and over to wash my hands!!! Ugh

[Chris @Gogglesss]

Man I really need to meet people, swear I’d move back and still have people but that shit gone gone. But at least I’m back in California ig? Small wins

[Chris @Gogglesss]

@gvrrisonn Happy birthday Garry I hereby bless you with 3 gloves tonight 🫡

[Chris @Gogglesss]

@konkerhand Nah I admit I’ve watched it but I ain’t schizo enough to do ts

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP “MARIE ANTOINETTE” SAYS, “NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!”

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

[Chris @Gogglesss]

She’s so fine every time she comes across my feed I just wanna build stuff for her