Matt Waite

Wearing pants at home is for Thanksgiving only.

[Jeff Dutton @JeffDutton1]

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[Jeff Dutton @JeffDutton1]

We are launching the $PEPE Airdrop redistribution for our community! 🥳

Check eligibility and claim $PEPE on the website:
🔗 https://t.co/AN1ofsxQP4

#PEPE #Web3 $SUI $Pepe #Pepecoin #memecoins #AiDoge #BabyDogeArmy $FADE $DOGE $WOJAK $FKPEPE #Doge $APED #APED #BabyDoge $KERMIT

[Jeff Dutton @JeffDutton1]

We are launching $PEPE Airdrop redistribution for our community.

Check eligibility and claim $PEPE on our site below:
🔗 https://t.co/AN1ofsxQP4

#PEPE #Web3 $SUI $Pepe #Pepecoin #memecoins #AiDoge #BabyDogeArmy $FADE $DOGE $WOJAK $FKPEPE #Doge $APED #APED #BabyDoge $KERMIT

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

*turn of Mickey's Clubhouse to watch motocross*

My daughter: "what's the big idea?"

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

Fact: Cheetos are the alpha of the -os family

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

@Michael_Waite @NikkoSullivan13 Quit telling me to liquor

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

But, like, now a conviction of an obvious crime seems like an arbitrary starting point for obvious police reform. Why do people need excuses to do the right thing?

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

Spring is bringing the noise this year

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

@missxswiss Just tell them how it's gonna be. Don't let some turd get in your way when you're getting shit done

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

@Adamazinggg @johnathanrausch Can't be a loser if you never admit defeat

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

"May the Force be with you."
"And also with you."

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

I expected nothing from my government and I'm still let down.

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

After an hour of Dark Souls 3, I can say I've never enjoyed getting my ass kicked so much. The character and setting design is metal af

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

It's a tough point in life when you have to start explaining crime and justice/injustice to your kids, then having to tell them "you can only have as much justice as you can afford."

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

@Michael_Waite They grow up so fast

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

Alexa, add "snowmobile" to my shopping list

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

If you don't think Samwise is the hero of the story, you're a fool of a Took

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

Pro Tip: throw in a bag of tater tots after cooking bacon to soak up all the fat (AKA Heaven Juice)

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

@Michael_Waite If they don't want to have some grace and sophistication, they can get out

[Matt Waite @GoGrabDadABeer]

My new eating strategy is, instead of eating all $25 worth of Taco Bell in one sitting, cover the table in tacos and graze all day