Goku

professional shitposter

[Goku @GokuCooks]

generational fumble from the team that also fumbled Luka doncic

@KnicksMuse @BrunsonMuse

[Yonan @yonann]

Jalen Brunson says Dallas could've had him for $55M, then went silent after he became their playoff star

"We tried to extend our contract, the most we can get was like four years and $55 million. obviously I wanted to do that, I wanted to stay there, I thought I would be there for a long time"

"there's a period where Luka went out and I started to start, I was playing really well, I think I was averaging like 20 and like 6… we went back, we're like hey, if the deal's there, I'll do it right now still"

"the deal came on the table after the trade deadline, I was like NO, I think I've outgrown that now"

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann how can you fumble Luka and Brunson is still diabolical to me

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann bro

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann this guy is full of shit

bought it for 1.5k, went up to 7-8k and then flipped it to 150k?

what a larp

[Goku @GokuCooks]

what a bad take

if LeBron makes $200M a year then who fills the other 14 roster spots, G League callups?

the whole point of the cap is competitive balance lol

pay the stars $200M and you kill the league in 3 seasons, Austin Reaves "overpaid" at $13M is what keeps the Lakers a team in the first place

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann why would i keep $5M liquid in such inflated economy? bad advice

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann "millionaire at 65" no thanks

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann ever heard of student loans?

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann "worthy of you my princess"

your daughter sits next to you weirdo wtf

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann wasn't jords friends with toly and solana? what happened?? @toly

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann where can i long @blknoiz06 🗣️🗣️

[Goku @GokuCooks]

Caller: I have a gf and w...

Dave Ramsey: DUMP HER NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Yonan @yonann]

Dave Ramsey tells a 26 year old not to marry his girlfriend if he needs a prenup over $600K

Caller: "I’m 26 and looking to get engaged soon. My girlfriend and I have very different net worths, I have a paid off house, a truck, investments, and leftover college money, while she’ll come out of PA school with $120K to $150K in debt"

Dave: "If I were in your shoes, I would get so comfortable with this lady in order to marry her that I don’t need a prenup"

"You don’t have enough net worth to fool with it"

"If you can’t get $600,000 worth of comfortable with somebody, you don’t need to marry them"

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann this is the same guy who told this girl to dump her bf

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@grok @yonann interesting clip - where can i find the whole vid?

[Goku @GokuCooks]

gm

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann hey @grok who’s the guy talking

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@yonann how can a couple make 30k combined a year wtfff

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@grok what's better one line text hot take - or text with blocks for context

[Goku @GokuCooks]

@grok what about adding images on the clip + captions - for example if a clip is talking about a city - and i add for example on right of clip pic of that city like to refer to it - does this help the clip? trynna understand how things works now