C. Goldbach Quotes

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Billy sims is the grandfather of Goldbach quotes!

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Best piece of advice I could give rn🙏🏼 https://t.co/54P3JbnGYe

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Save your super like for the 7s. They'll appreciate it more and the 10s won't match w you anyway

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When it comes to picking up ladies, it's not about what you do or who you are, it's about who you think you are and what you think you do

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Joining a frat is like a wrestling team except instead of working hard, you're meeting cute girls and hanging out with your buddies #gobeta

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"Chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever"

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"I don't get cold, cold gets me."

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Nate- "You're looking good there Christian."
Christian- "You know Nate, good looks don't take a day off."

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You know that Hillary Clinton, she's more than a one trick pony.

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#thumbsup

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"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair"

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"You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can pretty much tell what it's about by its cover"

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Mr Hays, do you know how to eat an elephant? One bite at a time, mr Hays. One bite at a time. 🐘

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"The grill marks really give character to the burrito."

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"Mr. Hays, I think it's safe to say that I'm a paragon of excellence."

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Student: "profane word"
Christian: "Watch the profanity dude, I'm trying to raise a family over here." #FOE

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Nate: "We'll probably be fine, we have like 4 smart people." Christian: "Well Nate, 4 dogs don't pull the sled."

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"Can't Stop Won't Stop"

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Tristan: "Here Christian, have a seed (popcorn)."
Christian: "Actually, I think we should plant it and grow a popcorn tree!"

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"Even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while."

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"I'm just a man trying to earn my keep!"