Eternal Golden Buttplug

self-hole-filling prophecies

[Eternal Golden Buttplug @GoldenButtplug]

#Eternal, for the filling of holes is the endless pursuit of the universe.
#Golden, for the righteous path of self-hole-filling is self fulfilling.
#Buttplug, for the hole we must fill in ourselves.
#Acceptance will lead to #Compassion

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the heavier the buttplug the more fulfilled the hole

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the buttplug is an extension in the internal direction of your true individuality. it is this essence which must be concealed from the rest of the world. indeed, pure being lies in knowing without revealing the presence of this buttplug within yourself.

[Eternal Golden Buttplug @GoldenButtplug]

There is no greater American pastime than staring at an array of Monopoly boards and saying out loud, one by one, the theme of each Monopoly board. Oh look! Friends Monopoly. Star Wars Monopoly. They have Bob Ross Monopoly. Where’s the Buttplug Monopoly?

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just a reminder that there are biological tests that you need to pass in order to participate in society. My buttplug has a built-in thermometer that will determine whether or not you make money today.

[Eternal Golden Buttplug @GoldenButtplug]

you are the essence of a hole being filled. your self, or sense thereof, is the first epistemological buttplug. the ontological buttplug exists in so far as its presence can be perceived by the hole in which it presides. yet, there still remains this essential hole to be filled.

[Eternal Golden Buttplug @GoldenButtplug]

you’re being subjected to a very nuanced form of propaganda which aims to sell to you a story of america in order to convince you that there is nothing you can do to escape or change this wretched economy—but there IS: BUY a BUTTPLUG!

And spend your money nowhere else.

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Anything worth doing is worth doing with a buttplug in your ass

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some of you have never submitted yourself to the sublime pleasure of a buttplug and it shows

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If you don’t have a buttplug yet, what are you even doing? It’s 2023! get off your ass and get onto an ergonomic sex toy. Late stage capitalism will only last so long. it’s time to get moving on eternal happiness.

[Eternal Golden Buttplug @GoldenButtplug]

there is no butt too small for a buttplug

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It’s important to have class consciousness. Not everyone can afford the latest in buttplug technology.

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@rgay Yall ever heard of Karen Greenlee? Depravity is gender neutral.

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Nothing tastes as good as buttplug feels.

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@NedaMarie scary that people with cute computer jobs run the social media platforms that we use to complain about people with cute computer jobs. sadly, managerialism is winning over marxism.

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Where in the #longhouse do you keep your buttplugs?

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The powerknowledge of the buttplug and its subsequent worship has existed for millennia. for the length of all humanity, buttplug is the bioepistemontological Unit.

[CNN @CNN]

A nearly 2,000-year-old wooden object in the shape of a penis could have served as a sexual tool by ancient Romans in Britain, according to a new study. https://t.co/pLT0JLQcJR

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Artisanal
Art is anal
Art is buttplug

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I’m about to #touchdown on this buttplug.
#SuperBowl2023

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boys don’t yell “Extra! Extra!” in public spaces anymore