PEEOTUS

President-Elect and Urine Connoisseur.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and PEE on somebody and I wouldn't lose voters. #GoldenShowerGate #GoldenShower

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

My Inauguration speech will be done in fluent Russian. #TrumpInauguration

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#InsteadOfMoneyPayMeIn URINE!

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#NewTwitterSlogans 150ml or less.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#SneakyPete is what I call my freakishly small penis.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

The Power of PEE compells You! #TheExorcist

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

3 Doors Down is where Russian Hookers urinate on my tiny child fingers.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#GrandpaUsedToTellMe Don't pee on an electric fence. I never listened to grandpa.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

Newsflash! It involves PEE! https://t.co/ZTl8EAJh08

[John Schindler @20committee]

What kompromat?

BREAKING: Hungarian model tells of how @realDonaldTrump tried to seduce her in 2013 - in Moscow /1

https://t.co/52CKJLjb09

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#GrandpaUsedToTellMe Never pee where you eat.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

My stream will continue.... #PeeBlocker https://t.co/JjwUKg8feU

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

It is "bad luck" to have a woman pee on your face on Friday the 13th

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#TheyCallMe___Because The Fireman because I can put out Fires on Russian Hookers with my pee.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

Make #GoldenShower Trend Again!

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#TheyMightNotBeAsAttractive if they are not covered in PEE.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

CRAP! https://t.co/tgWYy5eFAi

[Raw Story @RawStory]

Penthouse may have proof of Trump’s ‘golden shower’ tryst at Moscow hotel https://t.co/gmibmFzbGr

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

Joe and Mika know what kind of disgusting sexual acts I am capable of. "Wink" "Wink" #morningjoe

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump says the report is fake news and a witch hunt. Just ask his buddy, Bladder-mir.

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

Kellyanne used to look much younger, but constant sessions of Pee to the face will age you rapidly. #CNN #SorryNotSorry https://t.co/yS5PUgFoPI

[CNN @CNN]

In a heated interview with Anderson Cooper, Trump senior advisor Kellyanne Conway responds to Russia reports. https://t.co/nm7Zg8weLJ

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

I'm a germaphobe so the #GoldenShower story can't be true. Oh wait Urine is sterile... #LetItFlow #inners #CNN

[PEEOTUS @GoldenHitler]

#TheByeByeMan is what the Russian hookers call me when they are drying off. #inners