Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole.

The coke-snorting, beer-drinking, ketchup-eating, Reebok-wearing, Slammy award-winning, Subaru-driving legend. (Parody of @MichaelCole.)

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

When the cocaine finally hits you.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

@jenalomaniac And you better pass that.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

I’m a strong man until Hurt by Johnny Cash comes on.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Update: Drunk and happy.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

The Knicks have a chance to either break my heart tonight or make me a happy man. Either way I’ll be drunk.

[Michael Cole @MichaelCole]

“@WWEMustafaCena: @MichaelCole do you reply the fans?” NO!

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

The Knicks have a chance to either break my heart tonight or make me a happy man. Either way I’ll be drunk.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

https://t.co/ojtlHW8pKZ

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Logged on and saw my wife Betty White on the timeline thanks to @jenalomaniac.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

When you’re right, you’re right.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Currently blasting my old John Cena rap CD.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

@prettiestbmb They better.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

How fitting the gym starts playing Cocaine by Eric Clapton as soon as I walk in.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

The day to send me $100.

[NKN. || Not @NatByNature. @ShesAHartAttack]

Guess what day it issssssss.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

My Knicks are going to the finals, baby!

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Just passed @ShesAHartAttack backstage and she pushed me!

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

.@GoldenInput really loves this song 😂🎶

@ApplaudMyEncore @BelieveAtHim @EasierToBelieve @WriterOfChants | @AllTattedSavior

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Rude!

[NKN. || Not @NatByNature. @ShesAHartAttack]

Eat shit, MICHAEL.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Sorry, thought I saw a ghost but it was just @ShesAHartAttack’s wrestling career.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Boo!

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Boo!

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Happy birthday, you old fart.

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

Nothing but pure vibes. And feel free to ignore @IronCitysFinest.