Jaime Lannister

Brother, lover, son, uncle, kingslayer, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Definitely NOT a father... Not affiliated w/GoT or HBO.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne @YgrittetheWild But of course.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne @YgrittetheWild ...does this mean we can have a threesome?

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. #GodsItItches

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

Lol but who has a mortgage, though? #peasants

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne Word.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne One of the maids will do that.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne ...does that mean I have to give you back those sweats?

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne I KNEW IT.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne I have access to bathing facilities now, so no ballcheese.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne Not my fault I look so much better in them than you.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@NiceQueenCersei No, no you did not. *smirks*

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@NiceQueenCersei I do blame you for that. You were being /far/ too loud and you bit my hand when I tried to cover your mouth.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@GameOverRos Extremely sexy masturbation, though.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

Did I do that right, or...?

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

Have no sense of what a real relationship is like b/c you've only ever loved your twin (in the most narcissistic way possible)? #BlameCersei

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@GameOverRos Just came here to say the exact same thing. @BeautyBrienne

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne I don't know about the rest of them, but this Ser does. @gameoverros

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@GameOverRos Redheads aren't my cup of tea. No offense, sweetling. @beautybrienne

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@GameOverRos @beautybrienne As enjoyable as reveling in my own filth was...it was time.

[Jaime Lannister @GoldenJaime]

@BeautyBrienne You can laugh at Moon Boy, that's what he's here for.