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Interesting mess (she/her)

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@ask_aubry I think he’s joking

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Business days implies the existence of business nights

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

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@zoewhittall My Mirena was very painful to insert, but 10 minutes of pain for 5 years of v light periods & not having to remember to take a pill every day (which i could never do) was extremely worth it for me. I’m so annoyed I didn’t start getting them sooner. No one ever told me about them.

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@Jackie_Michele These ones can

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Even I thought I was exaggerating about Torontonians not knowing that Southwestern Ontario exists, but here we see not a whisper of even London or Windsor https://t.co/wpVBOflMRE

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@ThreatNotation Now this I could play

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Cabbages: too big

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@sofipapamarko For a second I was like, does she mean Cinnabon?

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And now I will watch every movie starring…William Hurt? Man it’s been a long pandemic

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The movie Cleopatra has more in common with an episode of Scooby Doo than you would expect

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@brevitypoems I don’t see why not

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@brevitypoems What kind of soup did he get??

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@lexomatic Presumably something to do with synthesizers

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In the 80’s, 60% of all movies started with a montage of poorly made science gadgets making a wacky breakfast

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On my 40th birthday I was shocked to learn that aging is real

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A beaver stopping the subway is the Canadian version of the Suez Canal situation

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@louisvirtel @SFulcherJr @nabisco In Canada we have Bits and Bites, they sound very similar! Here’s a very weird old commercial to illustrate my point https://t.co/FFEqrun4JC