Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket
*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*
“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”
- the medical community -
European roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took all the developed vegan ube ice cream recipes in the middle of a heat wave after not sending me an Uber for our date