Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond

Son of a billionaire who dragged himself from the Richmond gutters to become a lord of the realm. Parody.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@Arron_banks That's right!!! We should paint all statues red, white and blue in a show of solidarity. Then burn £1m in front of a children's food bank.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@DominicRaab The Doms are both bastions of truth and light in these dark days. Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@LozzaFox @netflix @NetflixUK I bet our mate @michaelgove loves this show. Will defo help him and his beautiful wife @WestminsterWAG get through lockdown. Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@LozzaFox Bloody right Lozza. Gove is a great man, a bastion of truth!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

Dom did nothing wrong, in fact he did right! I once drove my land rover through Bushy Park at 90 miles an hour, with my ex wife to test her eyesight. Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@LozzaFox Yahuh!!!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@LozzaFox Bloody right Lozzatron! He's done nothing wrong. You should write a song about this injustice, you're like a modern day Dylan!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@danny__kruger Can I have your mum's recipe for gammon? Did she used to send you gammon to Eton?

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@LeaveEUOfficial Hear hear! She wouldn't be afraid to deport herself, that's how strong her morals are!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@George_Osborne @GuidoFawkes Hurrah. Remember when we weren't in this together? You went to St Pauls with the other commoners.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@MailOnline @IsabelOakeshott Hurrah! The Daily Mail reports it, so it is so.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@BorisJohnson I'm alert. Thank you too. Hurrah.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@michaelgove Hurrah hurrah hurrah. Mr Gove wins the internet. And the ugliest wife.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@andywigmore @Arron_banks @brianmoore666 Is this a bingo wing selfie? Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@RishiSunak @UKParliament Fantastic Ricky (better to have an English name, call me old fashioned). Remember when you gave me that tip about getting against the UK economy? Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@BorisJohnson @pritipatel Ya!!! Common sense! I remember you telling me this at Eton. Then we all went out and burnt our father's money in front of the homeless. Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@pritipatel Hear hear! Have you got a GoFundMe page? I like you Priti, but you're not one of us, no matter how much you try. India is lovely this time of year.

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@Arron_banks Yep, paddle up to them, say 'Good day you daft dag dogs' then tip them over for the sharks. How's New Zealand treating you Arrononvich?

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@BorisJohnson Hear hear! What a great and truly inspiring speech. Remember when we used to do pretend speeches round the bike sheds in Eton? Old Matty 'hows your mother' Henthorpe said you were like a young Churchill! Look at us now!!!! I'm Lord of Richmond and you are Churchill! Hurrah!

[Lord_Goldsmith_Richmond @GoldsmithLord]

@pritipatel_ @NCA_UK We don't want these people in our country, except you Priti, you are, almost, one of us.