Goldver

I'm Goldver, the living weapon. I live in a castle full of morons. Some people say I'm funny.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Oh, wait. There's a 'no selling' clause in the contract. DANG IT!

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Hey, I just found out in the contract that we get 100 free cereal bowls a year! I'M SELLING THEM ALL!

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I just took the contract from the storage and I don't think it does.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I feel like punching down the castle wall. But I'm not sure if the insurance covers that.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I broke down my door because I was depressed and careless. Great. I don't wanna be doing what Alpha does.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Does anyone know any good fighting techniques? I feel my style is predictable and I need more options.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I think Shadow blackmailed Alpha or something

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I decided to come on here and see if anything was happening since I've got nothing better to do.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Vaughn got tired of bugging Alpha and came after me. Great.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I think I broke something

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I think I'll have to go soon. Alpha is getting more and more violent. I need to beat some sense into him.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Alpha is back. I think I see a pattern.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Just waiting for the day my strength is needed again. Honestly I feel worthless nowadays.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

I kicked him out again. Being a living weapon has its advantages, but also its disadvantages.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Uh-oh. Alpha is back. And he punched down my door. Again. Great.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Hold on a second I'm going to go kick Alpha in the stomach

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Dang it, Alpha Is buggng me againi

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Alpha seems to have some sort of reluctance to do anything that would piss of shadow. I wonder what's going on?

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Shadow has told me a few times I may have anger issues.....I'm not sure I believe him though.

[Goldver @Goldver_]

Vaughn short-circuited the whole castle again. Wow.