Stephen M

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up, Uncle Ian Wright for speaking up, and he's 100% correct.

Look how Qatar got dragged when they were hosting the World Cup.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please.

Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan.

Thank you. May I please use your phone?

Is it a local call?

Y-Y-Yes…

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“With major wars underway in both Europe and the Middle East, we asked a hundred people what was currently worrying them the most. You said:beavers on fivers.”

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

Like getting a bollocking off both Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter…

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

I can't believe the leader of the Board of Peace would do this

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni.

Is that fair?

[cones @praisemajus]

ex-tories explaining why they’re joining reform

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

As close as anyone will ever get to an apology from The Orange ManBoy. But now he needs to say the same to the other 31 countries he insulted

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Right-wing media: “Trump has liberated the Venezuelan people from tyranny. A true humanitarian”

Trump: “did it for the oil. we are taking the oil. it’s our oil now. I love oil”

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Me today at the Christmas meal when my aunts and mom say at 45 I need to let this Simpsons meme shite go and grow up•

[VV @TheEngancheEra]

The moment of 2025…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stephen M @Golem30]

@JeremyClarkson Good thing you've got all that buried taxable income.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Hulk Hogan Entering Hell

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

Rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne. You will be forever loved, always missed and never forgotten. Thank you for being you and for all the music. Sending love to your family, friends, bandmates and fans all over the world.

#OzzyOsbourne