Golfus Aurelius

To flop shot or not to flop shot; that is the question

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

THIS JUST IN: In lieu of serving jail time, Scotty has been sentenced to watching Harmon waggle the club 5000 times before each shot.

[TaylorMade Golf @TaylorMadeGolf]

In honor of @Jerrythekid21's hole-in-one heard around the world, we're going to GIVE AWAY a year's supply of golf balls.

To enter:
Follow @TaylorMadeGolf
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Retweet this post by Jan 7th at 11:59 PM, we'll pick a winner then.

Good luck! #TeamTaylorMade

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

The golf course can be a spooky place.

The scariest lies on TOUR 😱

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

Good morrow neophytes; happy Friday.

Quick tip: a good morning text to your uncles is guaranteed to lower your handicap by 3-4 strokes.

Happy hunting!

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@ForePlayPod @GenoBonnalie Having my divot described as a “porterhouse” is a life goal of mine

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@ForePlayPod @RiggsBarstool @FrankieBorrelli Couldn’t disagree more - even as the leader of the Roman Empire and Father of Stoicism, I get incredibly frustrated with putting on a green chock-full o’ leaves.

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

A dream hole-in-one has turned into a nightmare.

https://t.co/rAw7ckhwc1

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Every Hole at Marco Simone. 🚁

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[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@ForePlayPod I hear Zyn helps with this

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@GolfDigest Should’ve just thrown a Zyn in, does away with any equipment malfunctioning

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@PGATOUR @TigerWoods Legend

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@ForePlayPod Commenting for visibility

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Flop shot is always the correct play.

(via _hunter.w IG)

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@ForePlayPod Would be better if he didn’t have to drop

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

Cc @zyncap

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

5 surefire steps to improving your golf game:

1) put Zyn pouches in your mouth (tasty)
2) get your uncles to caddy for you
3) cheat
4) hack competitors rangefinders (more on this later)
5) 10x the size of the golf hole (via digging, etc.)

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@PGATUOR 🔥🔥🔥

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Mental Health Triple 💯

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@ForePlayPod Channeling his inner Golfus Aurelius

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

@PGA 4-PW, 50,56,60 3W, 5H, Dr