Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA

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[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

SEC Couple strikes again

[Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast @lankretard]

Run over my balls with a tractor. Actually wtf are we doing…

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Nashville, I am inside you.

@diegopavia02

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

@MizzouFootball @chat_miz your time to shine

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

@chat_miz @tuffycentral Solid list, Chat

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

@Iran if your looking for the White House it’s right here

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Yea I ain’t drinking the piss yellow water

[Columbia Water&Light @CoMoWaterLight]

The City of Columbia Water Utility is aware of widespread water discoloration today. Although discolored, the water is SAFE to drink.

As part of the McBaine Water Treatment Plant upgrade, contractors performed some significant work on the main transmission line.

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

“Real money is made during a recession. Time to hammer the dip.”

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Manhattan x Invincible #shrink

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Rolled to a natty

[Michael Casagrande @ByCasagrande]

Alabama women’s wheelchair basketball team just won a national championship.

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Squads parlay is coming down to my leg

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

#ThanksPerk

[Uncle Danny @uncledanny24]

Thank you for saving my life.

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Didn’t hold the door for a blue-haired bitch today #shrink

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

PLEASE

[E J 🏀 @EJayArrow]

Sources tell me GCU HC Molly Miller is the prime target for the HC position at Missouri.

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Chat, clip that.

[Kalen DeBoer @BoersBurner]

If Alabama loses tomorrow I will for real eat the dog crap and post it on here.

It will legitimately happen.

Also, if we lose tomorrow A***** again, then it will for real happen.

Bookmark this, idc

#RollTide

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

@on3 @macandcube As an SEC fan, this is fucking ridiculous. Winning the NCAA tournament is the hardest thing in collegiate sports.

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Jacob Crews is the worst P5 basketball player in the country.

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Happy Birthday @coachdgates

Thanks for a top 5 win on the road!

[Richard “Dick” Hasselbeck CPA @GoMiz_]

Don’t let Drink get hot🔥

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Georgia transfer EDGE Damon Wilson has Committed to Missouri, he tells @on3

The 6’4 250 EDGE totaled 22 Tackles, 3 Sacks, 2 FF, & 2 FR this season

Ranked as a Top 5 Player in the Portal (No. 1 EDGE) per On3

https://t.co/RlUbB6Fk7q

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

Mizzou royalty in the building 🤝

Thanks for stopping by and speaking words of wisdom to our team @MikeChandlerMMA

#MIZ | #STP

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

WELCOME H🐯ME @beauprib !!!

DRINK GETS HIS PORTAL QB🔥🔥