Alex Wollan

My family hear my stories. My friends hear my opinions. My partner hears my crap. You guys get the left overs.

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Proudest moment @HarryPotterHQ @HarryPotterLand

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@BR_OpenIce @BleacherReport @smokeykalm
Quack

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Clothing stores with fragrance feature in their aircon is no for me. You’re not subway- I dont crave your polos as i walk past.

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Now that his in the quarters and semi relevant. Does anyone want to talk about Demons kit?! I know my knew padel get up.

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Big sparkling water guy here. Got a 3 bottle rotation with my sodastream. I feel like I spend 25% of my downtime topping bottles up. If I had a nanny, it would be on their daily to-do’s.

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@curbyourlarrydavid

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One of the strangest things occurring on the internet at the moment is my favorite curb your enthusiasm insta reel page for the last 7 years (624K followers) occasionally drops genuine softcore porn every couple of weeks for the last year. #curb

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Android users one big win comes anytime someone talks smack about MyKi in a group format. They instantly get aroused when talking about the MyKi app on google phones. It’s cute…they deserve the W.

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Edwina at it again this morning @sunriseon7

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Edwina just did the cutest sneeze @sunriseon7.

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Edwina just did the cutest sneeze @sunriseon7.

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MSAC amateur bball is the safest space in Melbourne. All cultures; all ages; all body types. It gets pretty competitive and in the 15 years Ive been playing, Ive never come across toxic behavior.

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@jack_waldr0n @russellcrowe Reckon he’s had his vengeance?

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@jack_waldr0n Elite spot! Watch out for those scooters though 😤

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Top 3 most desired car spots in Melbourne:

1. Single spot outside boost in Jam Factory- Chapel Street
2. Head Street, closest spot to beach- Elwood Beach.
3. Spot right outside Saigon Street Eats- Carlisle st (now chapel)

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First time at UTAS stadium.. where do the brown & gold faithful go for froths 🍺 pre game? #aflhawksgiants

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I understand why sauce at a bakery or takeaway containers at a Asian takeout aren’t free. But they should be making profit on these items.

Take my 15-20cents. But dont charge me $1.25 for my 3 ketchup sachets because I love to pile my pie with the good stuff.

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Is the @mcg not showing any replays from around the ground (other than goals & good marks) to controls the behavior in the crowd? The experience tonight is seriously hindered. I have Foxtel go running on my lap all game. @AFL

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Disclaimer: I watch the first 10 minutes of most episodes with the miso until I tap out.

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Just caught the first redeeming quality from any person on MAFs. Tonight’s Ep had a snippet of the golfer kicking the footy at the Byron Bay house they’re staying at. Really good ball drop and kicked through it. Good stuff Clint. #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

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@jchillin25 Those 5 people could have lined up individually. The group save you about 3-5 minutes of transaction time.

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#AusOpen #AustralianOpen

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Boy do I have a rant about the new system at the AO… on the ‘free courts’ (Kia arena, John cain-non restricted, court 1573) they’ve introduced a pass out system so anyone can go get a burger/ toilet break and get back to their seat.

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2) the guy at the front doesn’t have a electric seating chart in front of him to keep track of it and he literally has no idea.

3) the whole point of the precinct pass is so you can get into this courts but you give up you seat when you need to have a break.

So dumb.