Keith Pittman

Supporter of the Montreal Canadiens, Olympique Lyonnais, and Detroit Tigers. I tweet my rage, sports, or otherwise.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@SpeakerJohnson It's almost as if there are vital services that could have helped had you retards not decided to just cut them. They reaped what they sowed.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

Are we allowed to say definitively that the war between Iran and Israel wouldn't have happened if Biden or Obama were President?

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

Interesting that Poilievre is obviously targeting this statement to Quebec because it's been entirely in French. Except Quebec hates him more than any other province.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@lindazjm1175 @thehill Hurting people. We get it. You have no soul.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@thehill Just need a little lebensraum, eh?

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@darites1de This sucker probably pays tariffs on his waterbed.

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@DemocraticWins Isn't he from Louisiana? What about conditions for aid the next time a hurricane comes through a very red state. What a trash human being.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@3YearLetterman The darkest timeline.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

Dan Campbell hates field goals. Bless him.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@atrupar Eat the rich.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@kevinolearytv We got lots of Luigis in Canada too, friend.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder Sometimes there is justice.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

Feels like neither goalie really want to play for the Habs or Sabres.

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

Really smashed the elite there guys.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

Good luck today, America.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

Honest question: does any other professional sport have an equivalent to a bag skate like hockey? I feel like we're stuck in the 70s as a sport and it's so dumb.

[Keith Pittman @GoneCanadien]

@TOCMFest Get the fuck outta here.

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@Rational_Lions Just more room for Goff to go deep

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Gibbs just broke that guy's ankles. RIP