The doctor keeps telling me to
"MAKE A STRAWPAGE
THE TWITTER PEOPLE
LOVE THOSE"
...so I made one! Hope it's not underwhelming, haha. https://t.co/0I3eVDHagO
Hey. Just know everytime someone says something negative about Suitcase she gets really fucked up and kills one of us. Someone is dying tonight and its all your fault. We are terrified.
@SashaRocket2763 I don't know what day it is anymore. I don't know how long I've been down here. The doctor's stupid fucking laptop is set to June 6th, 2006 and won't change.
Happy Pride Month to II winners, people who were made to be autistic by Mephone, he/theys with religious psychosis, people in QPRs, people so flat they can turn to the side and become invisible, exactly two (2) corn cobs, aroace people, 4 year old Trophy, and White Nickel