SlatersGonnaSlate

Mom of 4 foster kiddos. Preschool teacher of tiny hooligans. Poster of their silly quotes.

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

@buildabear this is BaBaw. My husband got him for his birthday 20 years ago. We started fostering our daughter when she was 9 and he gave him to her because she liked him. About six months later a dog ate his face. I would love to surprise her with a new face. #babw #newface

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

@pleasantgreen have you covered these kind of scams? Someone left this on my sister's door.

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

An @Oreo and @FetchRewards collab would satisfy ALL my cravings! #FeedMeFetchPoints

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

@MatPatGT my 4 year old son wants to steal your wife. We are watching the Diet Coke food theorist and he keeps telling me Stephanie is going to marry him.

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

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@TyndaleHouse this looks awesome!

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

My 3 year old likes to eat "cold peanut butter toast" for breakfast.

He wants a peanut butter fold over.

#toddlerlife #momlife #toast #breakfast #stuffkidssay

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

@alamodrafthouse @MondoNews

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

3yo: "I don't like pickles anymore."

6yo: "Then why did you marry it?!??" *Laughs hysterically*

So close to the real joke

#90sHumor #joke #kidshumor #toddlerlife #kidslife #whydontyoumarryit #momlife

[Keith Slater @kslater4ku]

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[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

Preschooler: "That loud noise just hurt my brain engine!"

#toddlerlife #toddlerlogic #teacherlife #preschool #stuffkidssay

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

My 3 year just called a balloon a "blowing ball"

The accuracy of this amazes me.

#toddlerlogic #3yearold #momlife #kidlife #balloon

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

My 6yo just informed me she is going to have have 100 kids and they will share 6 rooms and if they don't listen she will send them to their rooms. And the kids who don't get in trouble are allowed to have the fun.

#goals #Kindergarten #kidlogic #mykid #momlife #kidlife

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

3 YO: "All kids are stinky!"

My toddler spitting some truth.

#momlife #toddlerlife #toddlerlogic #kidlife #stuffkidssay

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

6 YO (After taking a sip of room temp water): "I can't drink this it will make me dizzy."

#kindergarten #kidlogic #momlife #parenting #stufdkidssay

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

My 5 and 3 year old refer to bread as cold toast and I have no idea how to respond.

#kids #kidlife #toddlerlife #momlife #stuffKidsSay #children #toast

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

Me: "why are you spitting in your hand?"

3 YO: "Because this is how I wash them."

He is all boy!

#toddler #toddlerlife #momlife #boymom #stuffkidssay

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

My 3 year old like to say "I have a question." Before taking me a random fact.

Most often as a stalling technique at bedtime.

#toddlerlife #momlife #toddlerlogic #toddler #bedtimestories #bedtime

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

3 YO: "Mom, the TV is talking to me. It says turn me on and watch me. Don't say no."

Well that's one way to ask.

#toddlerlife #toddler #momlife #stuffkidssay #mykid #lol

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

@___jayzi He looks like he knows

[SlatersGonnaSlate @GonnaSlate]

@___jayzi 😂