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Benedicamus Domine... #ProudlyCatholic #HalaMadridYNadaMas.

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I’m generally an uninterested nigga. I like to avoid things

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bukayo Saka completed four passes, did not take a shot on goal & did not create a single chance in nearly 85 minutes of the Champions League Final before he was substituted.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[BODE @neverelent]

After a certain age I don't have sympathy for sad stories. Mine was sad too.
You either grow or you fold

[$ @2xsam_]

I’m always prepared to never talk to people ever again.

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

People need to understand that there are days when you're not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year

[Craft Lager Enjoyer @lost_histories]

It's simple, just make $12000 a month, why haven't I thought of that?

[Ryan Gilbert @rjgilbert]

Hired an intern

[God did @ZongoNyame]

Let them slack tonight and I will descend on them

I don't give a fuck about you, whether they are your favorite or not

I pay 35.99 euros including bank tax every year for my Real Madrid membership Card

I have every right to demand good performance from them

[Michael (Hedge Fund Manager) @HedgeFundFomo]

When my son was born, I put $500 into his brokerage account

Every month, I add $250.

By the time he's 18, he will have just $150 because I am an extremely bad investor

I hope he gets himself a lucrative job when the time comes

[Melusi Thato Mokone @Melusi_Mokone]

Me thinking about the lavish life I will live immediately after emailing my CVs😭😭

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Checking your phone at 4:47 PM on a Tuesday and seeing "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to move forward with other candidates"

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Recruiter: Are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate.
- Just hire me.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

*uploads resume*

"Please enter job history below"

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

HR: "Are you open to relocate?"

Me: "I'm open to teleport, evaporate, leviate, reincarnate, accelerate and migrade

Please hire me"