Gonz Wolfy

The best friend you wish you had. The asshole you love to hate

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@ParadigmHW just got the Rower machine, love it! During assembly though I noticed an error in your instructions which may confuse some humans 😂😳

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@Wendys The pregnant wife is not happy, thank you by the way. #mooresvilleWendys

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@Wendys Mooresvillle,NC store, cold burgers, ordered bacon Jr cheeseburger and we got Bo cheese or bacon. What’s going with that staff!?

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@hollywoodundead fucking killed it at Nashville!! Haven’t seen you since KROQs almost acoustic Christmas!!!

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@FIROfficial we missed you in 2020 with @AAofficial in Charlotte. Drove those 6 hours to get our fix in Nashville with a lil 1 brewing in wife’s belly, ready go rock out!

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@ChickfilA Cheesiness is happiness #bestmacandcheeseever #redmember

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@ChickfilA Mac and cheese on point for all ages

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@ChickfilA this spicy chicken salad would have been great if all of the toppings were thrown into the bag. #fail #mooresvillechickfila

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Just watched your commercial @Swiffer and why are you wasting money on calling out mops. I mean who the fuck still mops in 2022, we all know you’re the best for clean floors. #theeasyway

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I don’t always tweet but when I do, I have absolutely nothing to say

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Please bring back Brickleberry. #brickleberry #revivebrickleberry

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@Interruptweets got us all nice and wet! #fuckyea #HellaMegaTour #hellamegababy

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2 days away from our baby’s due date, still heading to Atlanta from Charlotte to watch @GreenDay @Weezer @Interruptweets @falloutboy for the amazing @HellaMegaTour !!! New fan coming soon!! #pregnancy #punkrock #babies

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@Interruptweets killing it!!

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@HellaMegaTour #hellamegababy #mywifeiscoolerthanyours #punkrockfamily

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#hellamegababy

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Back in 95 a band called “The Presidents of the United States of America” released their self-titled album and on it was @instagram , @tiktok_us , and @OnlyFans theme song, “Naked and Famous” #nakedandfamous https://t.co/jPZJvBSTyW