Head Wound

Mother says I am a delight. they/them. 🇵🇸☭

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

new favorite picture of me ever taken just dropped

[sammy @loserbent]

*nodding sagely* suicidal ideation

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I really have to commend Al Gore for his restraint because if I was in his shoes I would be well into the fifth year of my worldwide “I Fucking Told You So” lecture tour

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

i’ve broken like half my toes just walking
down the stairs or running thru wet grass and i never went to the doctor for any of it. hadn’t considered it until recently but probably why im so foot averse

[⚔ twitchy lesbian boy ⚔ @violet_octopi]

When I was 13 I broke my big toe, and instead of taking me to a doctor, my parents put my foot in ice water until I was crying in pain, then put a cayenne pepper paste on and saran wrapped it. I tried to bear it but it was so excruciating that I begged them until they took it off

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

i hate golf courses i hate data centers i hate health insurance companies i hate how everything is gambling i hate that we can’t each fresh veggies right now i hate how every game costs 70 dollars and it’s SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

[ali @probablyalissa]

The air is poison the food is poison the water is poison I’m gonna drink some WINE

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I hope my boss knows I call him “sir” in a peppermint patty way and not a hierarchical way

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

I remember about 10 years ago when the fires on the west coast started getting this bad. At the time some people talked about the advantages of Great Lakes or east coast living. The truth is that none of us are going to outrun climate change.

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

out of quart deli’s at work. sippin from the cauldron

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

why the fuck is my job open today the restaurant smells like poison

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

We need Nuremberg trials for Big Oil.

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[pierce @piercespears]

It’s actually so lovely how we have wildfire smoke every summer. This never happened when we were kids or when our parents were kids but it’s just like normal now 😍😍😍

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

i haven’t updated twitter since before el*n took over and the app is so busted for me now they don’t even let me see photos on here anymore

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

not gonna quote tweet the new it’s always sunny season AI poster but oh how the mighty have fallen :(

[very tall bart @TallBart]

The other people on social media constitute the enemy and your mission is to destroy them by any means necessary even if you have to make shit up, soldier

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

For heaven's sake , please please peace in #Gaza . So horrible , so tragic , so utterly pointless.

[Head Wound @GooBabby]

almost halfway through one of the hardest ~2 weeks of my life

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: U.S. Congress is ready to vote in favor of Section 219 this week to merge the United States military with the Israeli military against the will of the American people.

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice