Goob Corp

The official X account for Goob Corp. One brand. Infinite experiences. (Parody/Fan Account)

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Introducing the new Goob Corp. We will be the parent company for all of @CaseOh__ business endeavors. We are one brand. Infinite experiences. #goobcorp

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Welcome back to the Goob Lagoon! The offseason was long, but we’re happy to welcome our customers back! #LifeAtTheGoob

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Took a business trip to TwitchCon. Saw our CEO at the Gamer Supps booth! @caseohs_mom @CaseOh__

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Yo @Starlink Think there’s anyway we can get our CEO @CaseOh__ hooked up with some starlink internet?

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

@WaterParkSim These are the people that @CaseOh__ was trying to make sure didn’t enter the GoobLagoon. 😂😂

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Following our CEO’s bold investment in chance-based economics (read: gambling) that did not perform as forecasted, Goob Corp will be holding a fundraiser.

Together, we can rebuild his checking account and fund our retirement accounts again.

#GoobCorp #FundTheFun

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

We need our CFO to weigh in on all the money that @CaseOh__ is gambling away. Is this going to hurt our 2Q financial outlook?

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Hey @goobcorplegal Might need you to clock in big time tonight. This @lawbymike_ is bringing some pretty hard evidence tonight.

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Welcome back to the Supermarket!

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

@starrymeowi @gooblagoonlegal this is evidence in case a lawsuit happens

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

The GoobLagoon will be closing for the season after today! We look forward to seeing everyone! #GoobLagoon #GoobStrong

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

@gooblagoonlegal @CaseOh__ Still got some lawsuits to fend off from the last day of the season. 🫡

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Watching the GoobLagoon series has been one of the best things I��ve ever seen. Hats off to @CaseOh__ and all of the creative and funny people who have made the lore behind the GoobLagoon grow.

Now, should I rebrand to become the Marketing for all of Caseohs simulator games?

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

@Shevon872804 Us too! But our employees are looking forward to the break. Starting a brand new water park is stressful!

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

@GojiTheKing54 We look forward to seeing you!

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

In case you haven’t seen….

We’ve added an outdoor venue to Simpleton Shores! Contact us if you’d like to book your next date, party or even wedding at the GoobLagoon!

#GoobLife

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

PSA TO ALL GOOBLAGOON GUESTS

Contrary to popular belief, the jets in our pools do not double as bidets. Please use one of our clean restrooms around the park for your hygiene needs. Thank you goobers! #GoobLife

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

Can’t wait to eat a hot dog at the GoobLagoon today! #GoobLife

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

The best waterpark on earth is open for business! Welcome to the GoobLagoon! #gooblife #goobstrong

[Goob Corp @GoobCorpInc]

@angryjsponge It’s a 1/1! Just for Case!