Goober

I like all of my own tweets because I’m the funniest person I know

[Goober @Goober185]

*choking up* omg… *holding back tears* that’s such a vibe…

[Goober @Goober185]

@RowanVardaman you are all i have...

[Goober @Goober185]

computer 5 beers and iota angel Olsen STAT!

[Goober @Goober185]

Is it possible to love somebody enough that they delete instagram ?

[Goober @Goober185]

hello Twitter

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

100 Gecs, xaviersobased, underscores, BRAT… it all comes back to this baby. Respect the GOAT.

[Goober @Goober185]

genuinely kill every software designer

[Goober @Goober185]

I am so sick of the word “unhinged” please stop saying this word everybody

[Goober @Goober185]

Thursday proves yet again to be the most beautiful day of all. Thank you Thursday. I love you

[Goober @Goober185]

crying eating peanut butter thinking about babies I’ve never been more hungover

[ricky @hauntingmound]

I just saw smokedope2016 in a Tubi movie

[Goober @Goober185]

Lord take me I’m ready

[Goober @Goober185]

football really means everything to me

[ً @Poloolpp]

I feel so fucking alriiight

[Goober @Goober185]

How it feels to give up on the class that you hate

[Goober @Goober185]

The Pattern has been reaching unprecedented levels

[Goober @Goober185]

At the party thinking about killing people with lasers

[dawn @rundry]

There is nothing enjoyable about music, film, literature, or paintings

[Goober @Goober185]

@furnacelover33 and put it in pencils. For the kids

[Goober @Goober185]

can we please put more lead into the air