My mum has done some weird shit in her time but this Christmas gift to me of my dead dog as a pimp honestly takes the gold get that fire exit door I’m off
I said I played fullback, its basically half running back half tight end but with more grit. I stand right behind the QB. They even created a special award for it called the Lowman trophy. Its like the Heisman but better. Like I said mostly they just use me for blocking.