Zach Goodwin

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[Zach Goodwin @Good___Win]

@el_budget Bob Marks is very outta pocket on these reports lol

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

This would be true if the purpose of reading was purely utilitarian. No one is looking at maps for anything other than information; people read for a wide variety of purposes, many of which are contingent on the idea that original thought is involved.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Zach Goodwin @Good___Win]

@Rashford_ola4 @VivaLaStool @OutandAboutpod @kellykeegs @barstoolsports @BarstoolPAT @RonnyDoitche @DanteTheDon

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[Zach Goodwin @Good___Win]

@DragonflyJonez #1 - Screenshot is 4 months into the season so this is not an “at the time” take you are suggesting

#2 - Wolves went to the WCF this same season lol

#3 - I’m a wolves fan and do miss him. But overall the Knicks team was just better put together to cover hs liabilities

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

One year ago today: JD Vance tells Americans that we're not at war with Iran and would not get into a prolonged conflict because we no longer had "dumb presidents." A year later, Vance is in Switzerland trying to end the Iran War.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Nothing says “I’m the boss” like being completely fucking ignored.

[Alex @ajak1033]

When Chris Farleys brother, Kevin, who plays an exterminator, shows up to a school play with Larry and accidentally thinks a deaf women’s dog is rat so he stomps on it like 60 fucking times

[Zach Goodwin @Good___Win]

@W_B_Rick Shockingly bad take lol

[Zach Goodwin @Good___Win]

@NickCaccese @itsjwills

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Zach Goodwin @Good___Win]

@WiscoGrant Jordy ACL tear year was a disaster of a roster

Richard Rodgers, abbredaris, Ty Montgomery, very fat Eddie lacy

We had Justin Perillo getting 5+ targets in a game at one point lol

Chiefs are still blowing it though

[Paul Blest @pblest]

Unreal to me that they caught this guy taking a bribe with *the literal bag of money in his hand* and he's still a top White House advisor and no one talks or thinks about it anymore

[Relax @the1relax]

a reminder that he managed to get 12.5 sacks without getting a single one of these called.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks