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POKE HOLES IN YA CONDOMS KIDS.

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OUT OF LUBE? JUST USE KRAZY GLUE INSTEAD IT'S PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING.

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IF YOUR SON'S FOOTBALL COACH YELLS AT HIM, FEEL FREE TO APPROACH THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND SWING AT HIM WITH A KETTLEBELL.

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TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT HER MOM IS HOTTER THAN SHE IS.

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DONT HAVE TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER? JUST DRINK SHAMPOO AND GET THE SAME RESULT IN A FRACTION OF THE TIME.

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DIDN'T GET A PUPPY FOR YOUR BDAY? CALL 911 AND TELL THEM YOUR MOM IS A DRUG DEALER AND THEY'LL SEND A DOG TO YOUR HOUSE FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH

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WEAR TWO CONDOMS AT THE SAME TIME FOR EXTRA PROTECTION.

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FLY A KITE IN A LIGHTNING STORM.

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GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.

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TALK TO STRANGERS.

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FOCUS ON SELLING DRUGS, FUCK SCHOOL.

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GIRLFRIEND MAD? THROW A LAMP AT HER TO BRIGHTEN HER MOOD

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MATH AND METH SOUND THE SAME BUT ONE IS A LIFE RUINER AND THE OTHER ONE IS METH.

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IF THEY HAVE CANDY, GET IN THE VAN.

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PUT FORKS IN THE MICROWAVE.

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TELL HER DAD WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS REALLY ARE.

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CLOGGED SINUSES? SNORT COCAINE.

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DRINK BLEACH TO PASS A PREGNANCY TEST.

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TAKE YOUR GIRL OUT TO EAT AND FORGET YOUR WALLET.

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POKE HOLES IN YOUR CONDOMS BEFORE USE.

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SWALLOW AS MUCH CINNAMON AT ONE TIME AS POSSIBLE.