Brett Gorman

Girls don't poop

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

Good to be back🥂

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

That’s for ruining my lunch date @kyledubas.

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

@LifeHacks yeah and a pound of wings weigh the same as a pound of fat. Friggin idiot

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

All of my bruins shirts and jerseys are now outdated #FireSweeny

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

@NHLBruins complete fucking insanity

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

@NHLBruins fuck you

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

SHOWTIME

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

Why. Just why #GameofThrones

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

Bittersweet feeling for Game of Thrones season finale tonight #ByeForAnotherYear

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

happy birthday to this goat

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

LOL WHO DID THIS?

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

@wishing_wells sounds familiar hmmm?

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: “This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George.”

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

100% of the Russian hockey team skated off the ice early at the Sochi Olympics too

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

Duncan Keith is an absolute stud http://t.co/teflOL6qoE

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Thank you, final chips in a bag of Doritos, for reminding me I'm not above drinking crumbs. #FallonTonight

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

@LazyinTheClinch @PaigeVanzantUFC one of the best responses I've seen in quite some time

[Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards]

Very sad to hear of the death of BB King. We'll always have his glorious art. But not having him?
The Thrill is Gone.

[Brett Gorman @GoodGuyGormy]

R.I.P to the king of blues, BB King #RIPBBKing #Legend