e-sigh

was good y’all, goodnight y’all. DFW native held hostage in houston

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

it's ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.

[amir @linuxlvr]

i really wish i could do casual but it’s either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you

[Hat-trick Chris 🇲🇽 @HatTrickChris]

“You can’t hate on the USMNT 🇺🇸 if you were born in the US”

Me all World Cup:

[joe @mcumagik]

iconic

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[autist @litteralyme0]

When the depressive episode goes away and the schizophrenic ego maniac comes back to tell me l'm the chosen one

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[FĪSH STĪX @FISH_ON_STIX]

Full circle moment

[アリマタカシ @takashi_arima]

れっどまんシリーズ。

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

Several years ago, on this account with no followers, I almost gave up on a future I couldn’t yet see.

Today I graduated medical school and will soon begin residency in psychiatry.

Turns out life had much bigger plans for me, and I’m glad I stuck around to find them out♥️🩺🙏

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[Shekilledyouu : ) 🦇 @LisaaNamikaze]

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

[johnjohn❉ @taxevaderjohn]

yearnmaxxing cuz i’m mexican

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."