Jacob average sized Mac

God, Guns, and Golf three greatest things on this earth

[Jyoti Soni @soni_jyoti_]

You can make $800 per day if you have:

1. A laptop
2. Wi-Fi
3. Time

Here are 10 websites that pay you daily:

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

The recruiter starts the interview: "So, tell me about yourself."

You start with: "Well, I was born in..." or "As you can see on my resume..."

The recruiter's brain: Zoned out. Bored. Checking their watch.

You just lost the "First Impression" battle. Say this instead:

[Catarina Senora Gatita @WyattCatarina]

It's that time again!! Porch pirates beware u comin in like the grinch u gonna leave like Papa Smurf 😅

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

THE WEEK 7 AP TOP 25 IS HERE 🙌

Which team's AP Poll ranking do you disagree with most? 📈📉

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Charlie Kirk is an American martyr.

Charlie gave his life for God and country.

May we rise up with a full heart and defeat the evil that stole Charlie Kirk from us. God help us.

This is the Turning Point.

[Jacob average sized Mac @GoodInGasOut]

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[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.

The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:

Dear Landowner:
WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

*****************************

RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

Dear Mr. Nemel:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

“Let’s Go Brandon!”

Sincerely,
The American Citizens!

[Prime Biology @PrimeBiology]

Testosterone is more than a sex hormone.

It builds muscle, burns fat, and sharpens your focus.

Here are 9 all natural ways to boost testosterone without pills:

1. Pomegranate

[Abhishek @HeyAbhishek]

Google loves keeping valuable websites from you a secret.

Here, 11 cool websites you probably don’t know existed (until now) :

10/10 would bookmark:

[Tommi Innocenti @Tom_xpublish]

This book was banned 400 years after Jesus was born:

The Book of Jubilees

Angels dictated it. Prophets recorded it. Then the Church deleted it.

Here’s the forbidden text they buried for centuries: 🧵

[Tommi Innocenti @Tom_xpublish]

If you enjoyed this thread and want more like it, retweet the first post & follow me @Tommaso_BookPub for more.

See you on the next one!

[Gabe Pluguez @Gabepluguez]

85% of Americans suffer from some degree of APT.

Anterior Pelvic Tilt.

It’s the reason your back hurts, your stomach bulges, & your hips are always sore.

The good news?

It can be fixed...

Here’s everything you need to know about APT (& how to fix it naturally):

[Jake Gilman @jakeglmn]

Everyone over 30 blames aging for their belly fat.

But the problem isn't age...

It's poor choices and years of neglect.

Here are 5 simple fixes to destroy stubborn belly fat: 🧵

[Ábris Babicz | The Demi Cycle Protocol 🧬 @AbrisGains]

If this summer I wanted to be:

- 20lbs lighter
- With a flat stomach
- And defined muscles

Here´s everything I´d do (bookmark this):

1. NOT count calories

[Jennifer Hall @HallJennif37114]

The Notes app on your iPhone is one of the most powerful tools available.

But 99% of people don’t know its true potential.

Here are 15 amazing features you must know:

[Craig Brockie @CraigBrockie]

It isn’t JUST about protein. It’s all about ESSENTIAL AMINO ACIDS.

Feel weak, moody, or stuck with your health goals?

You could be deficient in the 9 Essential Amino Acids.

They affect your hormones, weight, muscle, mood & MUCH more.

Here’s everything to know about them: 🧵

[Anna Matson @AnnaRMatson]

𝐌𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.

One by one, Cabinet members reported directly to the people.

Here is a recap by department and I’m not joking when I say the best are towards the end 🧵

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

Yea yea it’s 4, I get it.

But Dude was 40. Hasn’t missed a game since Madden 93’ first came out, Body was in shambles.
Throws a laser for the win.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️👨‍💻 This man pretends to be at work while actually on the golf course.

(Via: @mizzenandmain)

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

Your back hurts because of poor posture, a weak core, and inactive glutes.

Sitting all day takes a toll, but you can fix it.

Here are 10 exercises you can do in 10 minutes to build a stronger, pain-free back: