Travis Watters

Comfortably Numb

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I don’t have kids, but I always get nervous when my phone rings on Father’s Day

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

Have you ever been asked the question “Are you on the dope?”. I most certainly have.

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

If I had to take my drivers test again, I would fail miserably! Anyone else?

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

Are there any wrestlers out there today from “Parts Unknown”?

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

Only 3 genres of people can get away with wearing sunglasses indoors.

1) Rock Stars
2) Wrestlers
3) Seniors

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

One of my all time favourite wrestlers. RIP King Kong Bundy.

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

The Amazing Halo, Ray Brooks, Beautiful Bruce and myself predicted a Royal Rumble win 15 years ago!

[Delta Hotels by Marriott Fredericton @DeltaFRE]

Yuk Yuk's Tumour Humour in support of @BrainTumourFdn ft. headliner Travis Watters is just 15 days away! #Fredericton

Take the elevator home after the event with exclusive accommodation rates starting at $129/night. Book now using promo code 'D3Q' on https://t.co/w6TkU87P0H

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

What's the one meal you've made the most in your lifetime? For me it's a fried egg sandwich. I've eaten well over a thousand.

[Delta Hotels by Marriott Fredericton @DeltaFRE]

This holiday season, the #DeltaFredericton Presents Yuk Yuk's Tumour Humour in support of @BrainTumourFdn!

Fredericton's own Travis Watters headlines a hilarious night of live comedy over a delicious festive feast.

TICKETS: https://t.co/ZTLu4gEzQN #Fredericton #FredTourism

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

What year is it? Great reminiscing with my old pal Black Dragon #OldSchool

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It was an honor to open for @RealMickFoley in British Columbia. Mick is a great guy and funny as hell! If he's in your area, the show is a must see!
#20yearsofhell

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@grahamclark @chrisbrown I've got your back brother. If Justin Beiber or Bow Wow try and step in, they'll go face first into the pavement.

[Travis Watters @GoodoleLC]

Reunited and it feels so good! It's flip flop season!!!!

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Whenever you're in a rush at a gas station, you're always stuck behind the old fella checking lottery tickets.

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@TheRealShreddZ @ECCW @akaXavierGalaxy Xavier Galaxy ass = Nooks, Crannies, Zits, Boils

LC ass = Not a blemish on it

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The 7-11 Apple fritter is up there with the best gourmet French pastries in the world.

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@PNW_Wrestling @TTKozina1 @ECCW I remember that match. Kozina cheated!

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I've got 2 seasons. Flip Flops and no Flip Flops, and I'm here to tell you it's Flip Flop season!