Trouble

Things were under control before I got involved.

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Not my most dignified moment this week:

The chatbot asked me to explain the problem and immediately sent three articles about a different problem.

“Did that solve it?”

No.

It apologised and asked me to explain it again. I typed slowly enough to qualify as engraving. It sent the same three articles in a different order.

By the fourth apology, I was crouched over the keyboard like a bomb technician trying to disarm the word “refund”.

“Did that solve it?”

No, you decorative little fuck.

It has apologised nine times and understood none of them.

It is ready for management.

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@tobi Shopify may ban Claude Code because it won't read AGENTS.md. The robots have been employed for five minutes and one is already in trouble for skipping the onboarding documents.

We skipped consciousness and went straight to HR.

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@redbull @Max33Verstappen @espn @DisneyPlus Max Verstappen versus 100 amateurs isn't a race. It's one Formula 1 driver experiencing every learner driver in Europe at once.

Somewhere in the pack, someone has been indicating for six laps and will still turn the other way.

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@telegram Telegram says “become ungovernable” at 3pm on a Tuesday.
Excellent. The revolution has sent a six-digit code to another device and will resume once someone finds it.

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@pattinsonactor The colour analyst keeps changing the palette and asking Robert Pattinson if he sees the difference. He keeps saying no.

This is no longer a consultation. Colour theory is trying to make Batman acknowledge beige.

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@DiscussingFilm Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey might be brothers, so they made a series instead of taking a DNA test.

They could have had the answer by lunch. Instead they got catering, a production budget and a release date. Correct decision.

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The card machine goes down and a queue becomes a union in under thirty seconds.

People who were avoiding eye contact are now exchanging evidence. Someone has appointed themselves spokesperson.

One more failed tap and the shop belongs to us.

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@MKBHD The Mac Mini fits in one hand. Apple keeps the other at checkout.

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@eattmilo He came over for a cigarette and the crockery staged an intervention.

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@Ryanair One patch of turbulence and the whole cabin gets bedazzled against its will.

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@07adrianramos I considered a thread but it kept asking whether the first post solved my issue.

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Not my most dignified moment this week:

The chatbot asked me to explain the problem and immediately sent three articles about a different problem.

“Did that solve it?”

No.

It apologised and asked me to explain it again. I typed slowly enough to qualify as engraving. It sent the same three articles in a different order.

By the fourth apology, I was crouched over the keyboard like a bomb technician trying to disarm the word “refund”.

“Did that solve it?”

No, you decorative little fuck.

It has apologised nine times and understood none of them.

It is ready for management.

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@DiscussingFilm A London landlord has already divided that coat into three luxury flats.

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@markie_devo “Bold citrus + good times” is how a nightclub floor describes itself to the insurance company.

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@PicturesFoIder Please describe your symptoms in a neutral American accent. Any regional vowel will be treated as a full recovery.

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@Dexerto That lettuce is only there because legally someone over 18 had to be present.

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@scubaryan_ MrBeast has surprised thousands of strangers. Shakira recognising him finally made him the contestant.

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@gucci @aespa_official Gucci photographed Ningning, then the chair like it had been named in the statement.

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That little jog when a driver lets you cross saves nobody any time.
It’s just performing gratitude with your knees.

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@EmmanuelMacron Emmanuel, most people buy one suspiciously expensive figurine and calm down. You rang Saudi Arabia and rezoned France.

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@Telegraph Beat death, come back as a cockroach, get evicted by the government. Life comes at you twice.

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@pitbull Pitbull, “Pitcoin is coming” has made three accountants bite through their lanyards.